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User:captain_snarky (7916825)
I have nothing nice to say
If I wanted your opinion I'd gut you and read your entrails.
Name:Miss. Anthropic
Location:New Orleans, Louisiana, United States
Birthdate:1976-03-08
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Bio:Dear Potential Readers,
What you need to know about me before you venture to friend me is this;
My handle is Miss. Anthropic for a reason. I don't like humans. If you are some people loving hippie please don't waste my time. I will lash out at your comments with endless scorn so keep your rainbow bullshit out of my forum.
I am opinionated, sarcastic, crass and abrasive. I am angry and unpleasant. I won't change so if you are easily offended please keep your sensitivity the hell outta my forum. I am not inclined to tip toe around anyone's delicate emotions so fuck off.
If you insist on adding me to your friends list anyway, please extend me the courtesy of introducing yourself. Anything else is considered by me to be evesdropping and is rude, not to mention cowardly. I have no respect for stalkers of any sort. I don't care if you never comment again, but say hello.
This journal is not for you, oh random readers in Weblandia. It's for the few people I give a deep fried damn about. You are not one of them or you'd already know about it. That I amuse some people is gratifying to an extent. That I've met some nifty humans via this forum is also nice. That said, I still don't care about you so proceede with that knowledge and please don't expect me to be your pal because we both have Neil Gaiman listed under "intrests". I'm a bit more than a few paragraphs and if you aren't then bother me with your inane nonsense with the full knowledge that I'm not kidding when I say I'm a cunt. My friends love me for it. Odds are you won't. Don't waste my time.

Pictures:over 10 public
Interests:63: akira kurosawa, arabic music, bellydancing, blues, bones, buddhism, burlesque, castrati, cheese, chicago, china mieville, clive barker, coffee, confessionals, creepy art, cuban cooking, dario argento, dead things, drag queens, fire, forensic science, guns, gustav klimt, halloween, hinduism, indian art, industrial music, jasmine, jellyfish, knitting, kung fu, mac, middle eastern food, monster porn, moths, my dog, my family, mythology, neil gaiman, nomadism, octavio paz, old churches, old graveyards, opera, pablo neruda, poetry, preditors, prostitutes, reading, rituals, sandalwood, santeria, shipyards, silence, solitude, subway tunnels, sweetpotatoes, tattoos, textiles, the tropics, train yards, vampira, yarn
Schools:None listed
Friends:
People68:archinatrix, artisamirror, astralcoil, bent77, bettyboot, blakkrose_1974, bostonstrangler, burningcorazon, chicago_dave, chowyunsmut, chris1036, cuntishness, dancingstrength, dragonchild83, dredpiratebunny, exgypsy, farasche, fofalex, frank_vk, frost_faerie, hecksheri, hfc_tom, ifweshadowshave, jrayp3, kattsune, lamehaircut, laurapatrick, lickmine, littlehoudini, littlesphinx, lochsevn, marrus, maxwelljones, meccahi, melanie, melenka, mirran, misterx, mistrsfluff, nagiko28, nuclear_marion, nvrlnd, ocean, paganelly, pegzep, petthejesus, pischouette, princeoffishes, radical_cynic, ravenways, revned, rhaedde, rotorhead65, ruethee, ruthie, seraphimshroud, serpentskirts, simonmentaljane, sylvarfyre, tenshuaozora, testaclese, the_pirate_show, troismarteaux, truegrey, uberlibra, uncle_possum, yrcomplacency, zxhrue
Communities1:triangleofcunts
Friend of:126: archinatrix, artisamirror, astralcoil, banshea, barkat, beltainelady, bent77, bettyboot, blakkrose_1974, bostonstrangler, burningcorazon, catfeet, chaosraine, chicago_dave, chowyunsmut, chris1036, chrysart, cuntishness, dancingstrength, delicious_irony, dittontitan, divaluxe, docmom, dovetail66, dragonchild83, dreddy_reddy, dredpiratebunny, emturtle, eurostile, evilaimes, exandthecity, exgypsy, farasche, fofalex, frank_vk, frost_faerie, fyrebyrd, goaskalice71, hecksheri, hfc_tom, ifweshadowshave, imaginaryo_o, intelligentrix, island01, jcterminal, jenbooks, joyjoy61, jrayp3, juliekarasik, kattsune, kelkesh, killingfrost87, kittenmorag, krowface, kyburg, ladymalchav, lamehaircut, laurapatrick, laurenmitchell, levi, lickmine, linakauno, littlehoudini, littlesphinx, lochsevn, lunalelle, marrus, matteo_mj, maxwelljones, meccahi, melanie, melenka, mirran, misterx, mistrsfluff, monstevr, ms_kayla, nagiko28, nuclear_marion, nvrlnd, ocean, onyx_noir, paganelly, peebs1701, pegzep, petthejesus, pischouette, poison_parlour, ponygirl118, popelizbet, princeoffishes, prismpawpaw, pyrae, pyrategrrl, radical_cynic, ravenblackwings, ravenways, revned, rhaedde, rosaryraider, rotorhead65, ruethee, ruthie, sageautumn, seraphimshroud, serpentskirts, shineys_are_us, silent_acog, simonmentaljane, stokley02, sugar_spun, sweetlagoodgirl, sylvarfyre, tenshuaozora, testaclese, the_glow_worm, the_instigator6, the_lady_rissa, the_pirate_show, troismarteaux, truegrey, uberlibra, uncle_possum, xuth, yrcomplacency, zxhrue
Member of:1: triangleofcunts
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